Strawberry Stephanie

psychological condition: Excited!
audio anti-depressant: The dream of Stephanie's dulcet tones, naturally.
It has just been brought to my attention by Lucy...We have not promoted our little pop-star here yet! OHNO! But, a problem easily rectified.

Presenting, the future canto-pop sensation of HK....
Strawberry Stephanie! (or Cao Mei Mei, as in strawberry sister, we haven't decided yet.)
Our little darling is going to sing in Cantonese, Mandarin, English, and Japanese. She will act in all those "romantic comedies", which of course, everyone will buy, and in which Alex and I will play every character but the two leads. (And just be general comic relief, really.)
We will market her as the "girl next door", all sweetness, but with UNDENIABLE SEX-APPEAL! She's going to be the new poster girl; THE face; images of her will be EVERYWHERE! Those pansy HK boys will stick her on their walls, on the ceilings above their beds, on the insides of their lockers, on the sunflaps of their cars...she will be the wallpaper on their desktops, the little images on their mobile phones, their display pics on msn...and, just for her, those metrosexuals will become MANLY, JUST BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LIKES MANLY MEN! (She'll still end up dating and marrying a pansy though. And he will run to the door to meet her in his frilly apron after work, he will be the perfect little housew- husband, and will be running around, catering to her every whim...packing her lunches, massaging her feet, bringing her coffee to go with her newspaper, having food on the table...ahem.)
Everyone will love her, her songs will top the charts, every company will be clamouring to get her to endorse their product...and we, my friends, will be able to tell our kids that it was our support that made Aunty Stephanie what she is now. *nods*
Anything I've missed?
Feel free to add, naturally. ;)
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