MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADNESS...yus...

psychological condition: Mad...what else would we be?
audio anti-depressant: Stuff...yus, random stuff from my playlist that I am to lazy to check the names of

Hallo all! It has been ages since I came and posted...though Emmy-chan posts regularly, but I'm lazy, what did you expect? Yus, I am lazy, very lazy. Perhaps not the laziest in the universe, but something close to that.

But you won the LAZINESS competition.... remember? You were crowned 'Laziest person in the UNIVERSE'!!!!!

But...but there may be weird little life forms out there that are lazier than I! You know, stuff that we haven't seen before, nor caught wind of...stuff that the Americans are spending millions of dollars trying to find.

But... you *are* one of those forms of life that Americans are spending millions to find..... they just haven't found you yet! Hey.... if we turn you in, will we get a reward???

Me? A weird lifeform? Never! You will not get a penny from turning me in (actually...don't turn me into the cops that manage traffic...my record there isn't so good...*thinking about dashing across roads and getting almost run over by the same car...twice...) But anyways, no, you will not get money from those weirdos that are looking for aliens, for I am no alien! I am a girl! Girl I say!! Even though no one believes me...but I am a girl!!

Hehe.... well, you are weird, and you're a life form, so doesn't that make you a weird life form? And yes.... we know you're a girl...... but human? We're not so sure of that. I thought you were a fish!

Geh...teh real weird life form is you Shelfnut...all she-elfed but neuter at the same time. And I am a human! Just with a nickname that is Fishie...see, I eat fish! I think they're stupid! But then again, everyone does, and I could just be some fish at the top of a food chain. Sweet!!

I AM NOT NEUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh...says the netuer one. Mwahahaha! Neuter and oldie as well! Alte!!!!

:( I don't want to be old!!!!! Just because I was born a year before you doesn't mean I'm old!!!!! It just means I get to drive and vote before all of you younger peopleses!

Peopleses isn't a proper word!!!!!!! And don't rub it in, just because you can drive earlier! In the end, it will be you who must act as a driver and haul us non-driving people around. Not that we can't drive ourselves and run poor defenseless kitties over, but the stupid government believes we're not responsible enough. I am responsible! I can look after myself! I know which animals to run over and which it leave alone! See! I am responsible! I deserve my license...instead of having to wait another three years before being granted my "P" plate. Damn lousy system that is so terribly...ageist!!!

You know which animals to run over, and which not to run over? How about you don't runover ANY of them!!!!!! (and can I say..... 3 years! HAHAHAHAHA! I have only 9 months!!!!!)

Gah! Tis not fair! That the weirdo Shelfnut-chan gets to drive a car before the rest of us! She is no less crazier than we! And she is just as likely as me to run over poor defenseless kitties (no, the cats aren't defenseless, and they aren't poor! Kitties are evil!! Evil I tell ya!!) Anyways *cough*...yus...cats should be run over...

Well..... cats and foxes..... well I suppose they sometimes deserve to die, but isn't being run over too horrible a death, even for them???? No..... they deserve to DISAPPEAR ALTOGETHER!!!! And the should LEAVE MY POOR PETS ALONE!!!!!!!

See? Even the animal freak wants cats to die! Besides, it's either getting run over by a car or being tied in a sack with rocks and thrown into the river. One or the other, that is the fate that befalls all kitties in my eyes...except for those cute little things that have no tail...heh, they're weird...

Because they're weird, we don't have to kill them?? And no..... cats should not be drowned!!!! That's just too horrible a fate, even for them! They should be...

Cut off their whiskers!!!!!!! They lose all sense of balance and go smashing into walls!! HAHAHAHA!

I *was* going to say 'put them to sleep', but NO..... Lucy just had to interrupt with her evil plans!!!!

Yohoho! Cat's that can't keep their balance and walk with their heads hitting the ground! Bwahahah! Tis funny indeed.

Yus, we should leave you all alone now, shouldn't we...We have been very weird...which is not very unusual, but nonetheless...

BYE!!!!!!!! If you see a cat, or especially a fox..... GLARE AT IT!!!!!! It DESERVES to be GLARED at..... at the very least!!!!

She means killed. Put them in a sack with stones and throw it over a bridge into the river!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

NO!!!!! You are TOO evil!!!! You evil minion! Your evil Fishie!!!!!!

Bye everyone! I think we should probably end our neverending rantage and leave you in peace!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! I am evil!!! Neato!!! Ya~ oh yes, we should leave you guys alone. *cough* yes...bye peoples!!

This weird postage was brough to you by:
FISHIE!!!!! and Shelfnut!!!