The Laziest people in the Universe.....

psychological condition: Crazy!!!! (but when am I ever not????)
audio anti-depressant: Jupiter symphony (it rules!!!)

.... are going to play Badminton tomorrow! WHEEEEEEE!!!!

Ok.... you might be wondering who these lazy people are.... (although, I must say, it's pretty easy to guess).

Ok.... laziest person in the universe contestant 1: It is she who sits upon her dark throne of evil and glares down at her minions (or in some cases, up) and sends them off to accomplish her evil plans. She hates the sun, for she likes her life in the shadows. She, unlike her equally lazy friend the Fish, does not walk home or catch public transport, but is driven all but 4 and a bit blocks to her house! (ok... I must admit, my house is closer, but at least I walk there!!!) Often, when a suggestion is made, you will hear the whine of 'but that involves walking!' Of all the lazy people in the world, she is indeed one of the laziest, rivalled only by the Fish who could at least plead the unwillingness to walk is because fish have no legs.

And we have laziest person in the universe contestant no. 2: This Fish, who has become so lazy as to need help walking up the stairs (and may I just say.... I'm the one who pulls her up the stairs or hurries her up whenever she walks along at snail pace). She, who will never bring her books to class when she knows that Shelfnut will bring them too (very annoying, especially when we have biology and the general maths, and I bring books and she brings none) The fish, who lives on the outer suburbs, is often heard complaining about the long trip home and the agonising walk to collect her brother from school (only to get there and find that someone else has already been and collected him). The Fish, who dislikes work in all forms, and will often say 'Work? What work?'. This Fish has no balance to speak of, and it is not impossible to push her over by poking her. She will often hang on people's arms to aid her in walking, not because anything is wrong with her legs but because she cannot be bothered standing up properly. An excellent contestant in this competition, and well placed to win. The only thing in her way at the moment is her evil Overlord, and this competition between the minion and her Overlord will be a close one.

Ok.... so who do you think is the lazier one? All I can say is.... it's not me!

Anyway... tomorrow I will see if I can break the laziness of these two lazy people, and we will see the two lazy people compete in badminton. The loser will wear the crown.... the crown of LAZINESS!!!!

(Now wouldn't it be funny if they both beat me..... then I would be the laziest person in the world..... but it's NOT going to happen!)

Have fun!!!