A Ranty Rant.... how sad, we have to go back to school tomorrow

Ok, my elvish had died a horrible death.... all the things I used to know have leaked out of my head (and it doesn't help that I misspell my elvish too.... I think I should have written 'Berio i Sîdh' instead of 'Beria o Sîdh' ( the 'o' and the 'i' in the wrong place, (hey! Brackets within brackets (within brackets.... ok, yes I know I have gone crazy)), but then again, I don't know) Would that mean 'Protect the Peace'? Sorry about the brackets... I've always wanted to put brackets within brackets ever since I entered in a long and very brackety (I know that word doesn't exist) equation into my calculator. I hate calculators... they always stop working whenever you need them most. In my last maths SAC, I started drawing graphs on my calculator and it decided not to show the graph, but a heap of gibberish..... (and I think you all know, or at least Lucy does, how much I hate graphs (especially parabolas!!!)) Gibberish did not help me.... I did NOT need gibberish at that time! Why couldn't my calculator stuff up some other time, NOT in the middle of a SAC!!!
Ok, I'll shut up. School tomorrow.... why??? Why can't the holidays last longer? 3 weeks, maybe.... anything longer than 2 weeks. Today I saw my classics teacher while walking into Carlton, and she reminded me of some homework I forgot to do. NOOOOOOOOOO! I have to go to the art gallery and look at some pottery. I wanted to go, but I just forgot! I suppose I forgot because in the first week of the holidays my sister had her baby, and in the second week I couldn't go because I went to my dad's and he lives in the country, and we didn't come down to the city except once to visit my sister and my little niece for the day.
One small problem has arrisen again over the holidays.... I've started make cranes again (cranes.... I wonder if anyone has become a paper crane addict) and I have NO idea how many I have made. I sort of don't want to know, because if I do count them all I'll probably end up making another thousand and I can't afford to do that in VCE. I can imagine trying to explain to a teacher that I didn't study for a test (and hence got a bad mark) because I tried to make too many cranes the previous day. Well, I blame the fantale wrapper given to me (with a fantale) by my english teacher, because that fantale wrapper became a crane, and I hadn't made one in months. I bought lots more paper too.... 200 sheets! At least if I finish that I know I have made at least 1220, because I made some other cranes (about 15 or so) for my sister, and I made at least 10 for my mum because she wanted to give them to people.
Well, maybe I should stop writing and pack my bag for school tomorrow. Sad... I really don't want to go back to school. I wouldn't have minded going back on Thursday, but since then I nearly got run over by a truck, and I don't feel like going back to normal school life. Of course, I do want to see all my friends again, but school seems too tiring..... but next week I have last session on Tuesday off (because my latin teacher went to New Zealand and won't get back until Thurday), last 2 sessions on Wednesday off (because all year 11s do.... except those who do VET) and then last 2 on Thursday and 1st 2 on Friday because of year 7-10 parent teacher interviews! What a strange week!
Ok, I said I would shut up, and I will. Just one more thing, I proudly announce that I remembered about my e-prime, and I have written this whole rant in e-prime!!!! Unfortunately, I didn't get the time to conquer the 900+ word rant of Overlord's, but I will do that some other time.
Ok peoples! Have fun at school tomorrow, and have a good term. (Oh no! Exams at the end of this term.... I hate exams! If I put as much effort into my exams this year as I did for Biology last year, I won't have time to sleep! 7 exams.... only the fact that we can bring our dictionaries into the latin and german exams will save me from total failure, but imagine if they took them away like they do at uni! I would DIE!
Ok, I did say I would shut up.... and I will *shock horror!*

So... have fun reading this very ridiculous rantish waste of time!!!!!!!!!

Ok, just for interest's sake (and because I want to have written 800+ words instead of 794) I have ranted for 876 words! Not quite as much as Overlord wrote in her massive record-breaking rant, but I don't think I will torture anyone with a rant as long as that (and besides.... I wrote in e-prime, and it takes a bit longer for me to think to sentences without the certain unnamed verb). Hey, I should write some more, then I will have 900 words.... and then maybe 1000??? No, I will shut up now, and leave you in peace. Bye peoples!

Final word count: 900 (I did it!!!!!)