The Wordiness of Rine..... and a rant in e-prime

Hi peoples! I feel so tired from writing about guilt. It has made me feel all depressed and (strangely enough) guilty.... ABOUT NOTHING! Anyhow, my english essay has a word limit of 1000 words, and I've written 1305 (and I still haven't finished) and I wrote the whole thing in e-prime! (except for 1 quote, because I had to copy the quote exactly). Well, the other thing I wrote in e-prime got an A, so I hope this one will too. That reminds me, I wrote a thing for english and handed it in 2 weeks ago, and I still haven't got it back (I wrote that in e-prime too). I wish my english teacher would hurry up! (And in case you people can't remember, e-prime sounds like normal english, it just doesn't have the verb 'to be'..... like what I've written here!)
Ok, enough blab about e-prime. Yes, I agree... we should have a word limit for our friend the crab. (Can you put a word limit for her and not for the rest of us? I still want to blab and blab and blab as much as I like.... because I don't write huge long posts like Rine) Blah, blah, blah..... mwahaha!
Ok, I would shut up now, but I want to compete against the wordness of Rine. Not that I have any chance of competing against that... thing which you call a rant (but I would liken it more to a chapter). One thing I must say. When I see a big long rant, I become bored before I even start reading it, and then I don't read the whole thing. Maybe I should stop writing, or my rant will sound very hypocritical. Mwahahaha! The hypocritical elf!
Ok, I really will shut up now.... but you will hear more from me quite soon enough! Tagboard, HERE I COME!!!!

The e-prime speaker (writer) returns!!!!