Overlord has taken over my family!

Help! First I became a minion to the demon Overlord, then spent ages setting up a revolution to clear 'minion' from my name and reclaim my elvishness. And then along comes my mum, and she OFFERS to become a minion of the Overlord!!! Kill mum! She ruined all my plans of escaping from Overlord's evil domain! Mum.... prepare to die!
No... that sort of act seems very un-elvish, and you all should know that I will become an elf.... despite what you might think! Well, an elvish bookworm... or an elf-worm??? Not earthworm, as Min-hui said.... but elf-worm! No..... I don't like it, because it means I belong to the Annelida family of slimy worms and strange bugs. I promise you all, one day I will become an elf! In fact, (despite what people say) I already have!
I had something to rant about..... where did it go? Oh yes, the study habits lecture thingy.... a complete WASTE FO TIME! I nearly fell asleep on Lucy's shoulder, but I looked and saw Ms. D'Adamo looking in my direction and thought I'd better not. Pity, really, I felt so tired and bored! I got 10 out of 11 for that test thingy..... and then she rants on about how our study habits need improving!!! And may I ask, who would record stuff on a tape and then listen to it during their free time???
Ok, to keep Linna happy I will end my rant here, because she will kill me if I rant much longer. Sad, really.... but I will do as my friend wishes.

Namaarie!