The Competition Begins!

Now begins the competition of who can rant most wordfully. And of course, who can rant most sensibly (in an insane way) in e-prime! I will rant and rant and rant.... and dethrone the current Queen of Rant and take her place. At least this elven ranter will treat her citizens with more respect, and I won't call you all minions! No longer will we live as undertrodden minions to the evil Overlord, the Queen of Rant!
A sad thing happened today (well, not too sad.... but still). I had to close down my blog (The Shelfnut) because I never wrote there, because I write here instead. Now, how lazy can I get?! Even the Crab finds the ability to write in two blogs, so why can't I? Once again, I blame Lucy for infecting me with the terrible virus of laziness, but fortunately I didn't catch it as badly as she did.... hahaha!
Today felt like the most boring day in the history of the earth (well, maybe not that bad.... but still) General maths had no importance whatsoever..... and I nearly fell asleep! We had to find the x and y-intercepts of lines which showed the intercepts..... so completely and utterly BORING and USELESS! And Ms. Ritter tried to explain to us that if a point sits on the y-intercept it has a x value of 0 (you don't say...), which wouldn't seem fine even if we looked like year 8s, which we don't. Why can't she get it in her head that we understand..... we might look stupid but we do have brains!
Ok, enough ranting about maths..... why don't we just kill the subject, for that would end all our torturous problem solving and kill straight line graphs forever!!!! And statistics!
What else to rant? Must rant..... must rant. I took some of those test things about the anime characters, but since I don't know the characters, I don't know what the results mean. And I can't remember the results, either. Bad memory I have! (Actually, very good memory, just not for names of people I don't know) Can you believe.... during the first week of year 7, in my first english class, we had a memory test (one of those 'I went to school and brough an apple, a banana, some chocolate ect' memory tests) and almost everyone failed once it got to more that 10 things. It never got to my turn, so I thought I would remember it for the next class just to freak people out (but never mentioned it again..... too afraid of people laughing at me). But, can you believe (?!)! I still remember it, 4 years later! Now, don't you think that seems a waste of brain cells?
Hmmm, don't worry..... I not anywhere near finishing my rant. I MUST BEAT RINE! In E-PRIME! Mwhahaha, the wonders of e-prime! Rant rant rant.... hmmm, what to say...
Oh yes..... how could I forget! In orchestra today, Mr. Coles made me play my solo 4 times.... not because I played it wrong, but because the cellos didn't watch him closely enough and didn't slow down at the right time (exactly why I wore my contact lenses.... so I could see both the music and the conductor at the same time). You all know how much I hate playing solos (or if you didn't, you do now), and Mr. Coles knows it too.... he actually appologised to me for making me play it! Oh well, all good practice for the Mid-Year concert. You people had better come and hear me! I have to play a solo.... so you have to listen to me! If you don't..... YOU DIE! ....No, don't worry if you can't, but I would like it if at least some people came to hear me, otherwise I would play a solo (and get all nervous and freak out completely) for no reason at all!
Hmmm, I wonder if I have written enough.... Will people label me as the next Queen of Rant? Have I dethroned our evil Overlord? (somehow I don't think so..... her rant went on forever!) .... so you know what that means? More ranting!
Mwahaha!
I thought of something else (I wonder if anyone will read all this...) .... drat, I forgot it again. I must suffer from short-term memory loss. NOOOOO!
My memory has failed me..... my e-prime will soon die out.... and this rant will end shortly. So sad, really... I did have a good idea about something else to write..... actually, 2 things... but they fled from my memory and have hidden out of my reach.

But I still remember my elvish: Alae Agoniel toga ammen maer galu! (may the seal bring us good fortune!)

Namaarie!


By the way.... e-prime checker also agrees, I wrote this post entirely in e-prime! Mwahaha! Success!